Now THAT is what the Paleo community needs! The drug companies spend a small fortune advertising crap on television because they know that advertising works.
I can't imagine going and asking a doctor if a drug is right for me. How would that exchange even go? But in the population at large medication is not only accepted it is sought after! People are seeing ads on television and then asking a doctor if they might need that. Total insanity.
Which is why I'm announcing PFERLIS(tm). Paleo Food, Exercise, and Rest, Leading to Insulin Sensitivity.
Here's the ad copy:
"Do you sometimes feel like crap or feel tired all the time? Maybe you have a hard time picking up heavy objects, or moving quickly when needed. You might have noticed that you have to eat all the time and snack to keep from having blood sugar crashes. If so, you may have symptoms of TFM, otherwise known as Totally F'd up Metabolism."
"TFM affects most Americans, though most are unaware of it. If you feel you may be suffering from TFM, ask your doctor if PFERLIS is right for you. PFERLIS has been shown to work best with intelligent, open-minded individuals but is probably applicable in other cases. To prevent and perhaps even reverse the damage from TFM, PFERLIS may be right for you. You won't just feel better, you'll actually be better."
"*Warning: While proper dosage of PFERLIS has been shown to be 100% effective, there are many reported side effects. If you find that you have increased energy, greater strength, and the ability to fit in a normal size airline seat, you may be experiencing some of the common side effects. Some men report firmer erections, erections lasting longer than an hour, or nearly painful morning wood. If you experience any of these symptoms, notify your doctor immediately so you can high-five him on your next visit."
I need to make a YouTube video. This is sounding like a good commercial.